We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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