that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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