he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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