There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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