As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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