i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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