lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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