she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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