school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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