I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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