You can't motorboat a personality
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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