I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Vodka?
Forever.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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