Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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