he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Congratulations! We have a period
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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