I got chris browned last night
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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