i think i have two assholes
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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