ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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