it wasn't lemon gatorade
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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