My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We are all done wearing pants today
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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