Plan B is the new Plan A
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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