i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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