I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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