they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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