Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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