btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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