How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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