you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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