is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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