You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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