I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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