It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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