You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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