I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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