I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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