I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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