that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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