I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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