It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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