When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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