Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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