Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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