He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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