Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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