I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
