I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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