Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
