New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
third nipple confirmed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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