He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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