Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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