I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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