dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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