Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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