it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Do plants get herpes?
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