I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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