She said her name was "party"
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
