Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I had to cum in my sink.
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