i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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