okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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